The Onion, "Bush Visits U.S.S. Truman For Dramatic Veterans'-Benefits-Cutting Ceremony"
"When I look at the members of the United States military, I see the best of our country, and I am honored to be your Commander-In-Chief," Bush said. "I am equally honored that you are stoically accepting Congress' elimination of a large percentage of the benefits you were promised upon enlisting so that I can finance a massive tax cut."